*This post will contain spoilers for Avengers: Endgame and the most recent episode of Game of Thrones. Also, some talk about the new Sonic movie, which is super creepy, so you may want to avoid it for that reason.*

*You’ve been warned.*

So Sonic is getting a movie, eh? That trailer was, uh, certainly something?

I mean, I don’t know why we’re so surprised. The art for Sonic was leaked a while back, depicting the really creepy realistic look the movie was going for. I will maintain that the shot at the start of the trailer, looking at him head on is actually a good look.

Like, it’s actually kinda cool. It’s definitely not the normal Sonic design, but there’s enough elements you can tell what it’s meant to be.

However, this didn’t translate well in other angles. I would argue the eyebrows are a bigger part of the problem than people are talking about. That Sonic smirk has the physical shape of his eyes framing his eyebrows that without them, he looks wrong. That’s not to say there aren’t other problems. His proportions make him look like a child wearing a costume rather than an anthropomorphic hedgehog.

And then there’s the teeth…

It’s hard not to draw comparisons to the Detective Pikachu movie. While some were creeped out by the look of certain Pokemon in the film (I’m looking at you Mr. Mime. Or not looking at you, because you’re super creepy.), the look of Pikachu was really well done.

Part of that comes down to knowing what elements to keep and what elements to make realistic. While the fur might not be super popular in the Sonic trailer, it is an element that brings a sense of realism. I love the 3D game Sonic design, but if you put that smooth look next to humans, it really makes him stand out.

A good example was Sonic ’06.

The question about beastiality aside, part of why this didn’t work was the lack of consistency. They don’t look like they belong in the same universe, let alone the same game.

On one hand, I’m kinda happy that the director has announced that they have heard the feedback from the fans and will be changing Sonic’s design. The look he had was unacceptable. Sonic fans have been through a lot. While there have been some great Sonic games, Sega lacks the kind of quality control another company might have and a lot of bad games and ideas come through too.

On the other hand, we are six months away from release and they want to change the design of the main character. Holy shit. Do you know how much work the animators are going to have to do? Hollywood doesn’t have the best track record for treating anyone who isn’t an actor or director well, and VFX teams get the shaft for all the work they do.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the artists who worked on this film tried to give this feedback, but were ignored. The Sonic design from the trailer just reeks of too many people without any knowledge of animation giving their opinion.

If Sega and Paramount are reading this, treat your animators well. They deserve it.

This week on Game of Thrones, we got the fight of a lifetime. A massive 82 minute war for Winterfell. And holy shit, did it deliver.

That’s not necessarily a good thing though. While it was great to see Arya shank the Night King like a boss, having the big bad for the entire series be taken down in a single episode felt empty.

I’m firmly of the belief that if the books are ever finished, the Night King will be the final fight. The point of the books is how we pass on power. Whether someone takes it, earns it, how it changes you, how it affects those around you. But in the end, humans are petty. They’d rather fight for this meaningless throne, rather than face the reality, the mortal danger coming.

Hell, I wouldn’t put it past GRRM to end the series with everyone being slaughtered because they couldn’t get their shit together and put aside their differences to fight their common enemy. The fact Martin has said the White Walkers could represent climate change drives home this interpretation.

I’m sure by now you’ve read about the controversy surrounding Arya. Somehow, being trained to fight since season 1, and demonstrating her abilites over the last few seasons doesn’t qualify her as a well developed character.

I could honestly go the rest of my life never hearing the term “Mary Sue” again and be happy. It’s almost exclusively used now for misogynists to disguise their hatred of women in what they think is intellectual criticism. Which is extra frustrating, because there are criticisms to be made in some of these instances.

Arya had no real connection to the Night King. She came in and saved Bran at the last second. And again, my point about NK being confronted and killed in a single episode was so unsatisfying. But it’s also the nature of Game of Thrones. The show is built on either subverting the genre, or reminding you of proper repercussions of a character’s actions.

I’d have been a little more satisfied if we got a meaningful death. Jorah could maybe count, but honestly, he’s been looking to die defending Dany for way too long. I really thought Brienne or Jamie might bite it, but the showrunners know fans would revolt if Brienne died and Jamie needs to confront Cersei.

In the end, knowing the kind of money HBO has on this series, this was the only way for it to turn out. They can’t kill some of these characters until maybe the last episode, and they needed Dany’s army to have a real handicap against Cersei.

We’ll see how the next few episodes go.

Before we get started with Avengers: Endgame, I just want to say, I love this movie. It is one of, if not the best comic book movies, going above Spider-man 2 and The Dark Knight in my book.

That said, this TV spot is better than Avengers: Endgame itself. I love it so much.

I’m not crying! You’re crying!

Endgame represents a lot for me. I grew up reading Marvel comics. My uncle had given me a giant crate of The Marvel Saga, which was basically a Wikipedia of early Marvel stories.

But it worked. I read the abridged version of how the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, The Hulk, Spider-man and more came to be. I spent my elementary school days telling friends I had the sorcerer powers of Doctor Strange. I imagined being able to shrink down and ride on an ant. Marvel was a playground of imagination.

I’m not going to pretend that reading comics made me lonely. That I was ostracized for my interests. I was ostracized for being a fucking weirdo. Seriously, little Ben had an imagination he couldn’t control which led to weird shit. Have my parents tell you some stories, and you’ll see why I was a loser growing up.

That said, it’s still so satisfying to see people know the name Tony Stark. That Rocket Raccoon can appear on screen next to Hawkeye and no one acts confused.

The moment in the movie that made me cry was the final battle. No, not the death of Tony Stark (we’ll get to that) or Steve Roger’s ride off into the sunset (we’ll get to that too), but just seeing Black Panther fighting alongside Thor, seeing the Guardians of the Galaxy teaming up with Doctor Strange, fighting Thanos and an army of mindless beasts for the fate of the universe… It touched me.

It was validation for the time I’ve spent in my head telling stories. It has brought me closer to people I would possibly have never met. I feel like these movies have made me a better person.

I know, it sounds corny. I was a completely different person when Iron Man hit the screen. In that time I had to learn the lesson that I need to be who I am, not who I’m supposed to be. (Shout out to Thor).

I will also say, I’ve been wrong. This is going to sound like heresy, but I didn’t necessarily agree with Robert Downey Jr. being cast as Tony Stark. He obviously did a great job in the role, but when everyone else is like “I can’t imagine anyone else as Tony Stark!” I just shrug. It’s like James Bond. It’s comic books. His look and characterization shift all the time.

But in my defiance, I missed something important. I didn’t give him credit for something he deserved. Despite my blase at him pretty much leaving the MCU for good, Downey did throw himself into that first movie, and paved the way for everything that came after. I’m sure at some point down the line, Disney and Marvel will revive Tony Stark, probably with a new actor in the role, but it won’t be the same.

It won’t be a man who had hit rock bottom and took a chance on his revival with an unproven studio, and a relatively unknown character.

And Downey deserves all the credit in the world for doing that.

The other half of this equation is Captain America. I’m not going to lie, as happy as I was that Cap got to ride into his sunset, I hated how it happened. It bugged me for so long. The movie spent so much time explaining their rules for time travel and creating new branching realities, that I couldn’t handle it, but I’ve had it explained in a way that makes sense now.

Still, I’m much more sad to see Chris Evans go. That man was a perfect Steve Rogers both on screen and off. Reading between the lines in interviews, you can see the kind of physical stress he was under for the role, but goddamn, was he perfect.

There are issues to be had with the movie. Other places can talk about them, probably better than I can, but I do want to make a quick mention about Black Widow.

I hated her send off. In the situation presented, it made sense, but she got a quick scene of Barton and Banner being sad and they were off. Tony Stark gets a massive funeral and send off, but Nat is shoved to the side. She deserved more. She deserved better.

Most of the women in Marvel deserve better, but you can find plenty of those across the internet. They’re right.

It’s been an exhausting week for pop culture, but this about covers just a few of my thoughts. Endgame by itself could probably have more, and maybe I’ll write those up sometime.

For now, thanks for reading. I appreciate it.